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One Night Stand was a night to remember, key matches were fought whose outcomes will shape the immediate future of the WWE. One Night Stand employs extreme rules where anything and everything goes. In the Last Man Standing Match between Triple H and Randy Orton, Randy Orton suffered a bad fall and might had injured his collar bone or shoulder blade. The Undertaker lost to Edge for the Word Heavyweight Championship and now The Undertaker is banished from the WWE. This might have been The Undertaker’s last battle. Here are the results of all the matches scheduled for One Night Stand.

• Jeff Hardy vs. Umaga (Falls Count Anywhere) - Jeff Hardy
• Big Show vs. John Morrison vs. Tommy Dreamer vs. Chavo Guerrero vs. CM Punk (Singapore Cane Match) - Big Show
• John Cena vs. JBL (First Blood Match) - John Cena
• Melina vs. Beth Phoenix (”I Quit” Match) - Beth Phoenix
• Shawn Michaels vs. Batista (Stretcher Match) - Batista
• WWE Champion Triple H vs. Randy Orton (Last Man Standing Match) - Triple H
• Edge vs Undertaker (TLC Match for World Heavyweight Championship) - Edge

Here are the top 5 entrance themes of current wrestlers.

• Edge
• John Cena
• Shawn Michaels
• The Undertaker
• Randy Orton
• JBL

Jeff Hardy made his return to Monday Night RAW after being suspended for 60 days for a drug policy suspension. Jeff Hardy made a few comments to the crowd regarding his ‘mistake’ and then battled Umaga, whom he defeated in no time.

John Cena came out to say a few words to William Regal, in particularly because of Regal’s recent bad management such as turning off the lights a few weeks ago on a title match. William Regal stated that he still had the full support of Vince McMahon to which John Cena replied that Vince McMahon doesn’t have any judgment and that “he’s got a bunch of sexual pastimes you can’t even find on the internet.”
Vince McMahon does have a disgusting and exhibitionist fetish to have his ass kissed by other wrestlers, including Hornswoggle whom McMahon thought was his own flesh and blood.

Hillary Clinton went head to head with Barack Obama, but not in the polls but in the wrestling ring on Monday Night Raw. Hillary Clinton came out to the ring accompanied by her husband, President Clinton. The Clintons tag team duo came out to the Hulk Hogan theme song Real American. President Clinton was trying to help her election by flexing his stuff on the ring. Hillary made a quick address to her Hilla-manics.

Junior Senator Barack Obama came onto the right to the theme song of The Rock. Can you smell what Barack is cooking? After a few words, Hillary and Barack when head to head, toe to toe.

Hillary slammed, legged dropped, and took down Barack in the opening minutes. When Barack had the upper hand, President Clinton interfered to which he stated, “I did not have illegal contact with that candidate.”

As the fight continued, the Samoan Bulldozer Omaga came out to the ring and drilled the Samoan Spike onto Obama, scared President Clinton out of the ring, and dropped Hillary unconscious.

WWE is set to launch a new wrestling magazine aimed for kids. The inaugural issue of WWE Kids magazine will feature a stylized cartoon image of Rey Mysterio. The magazine is set to be released bi-monthly and will have a retail price of $3.95. The target demographic for WWE Kids are children between the ages 6 to 14.

Here is a wrestling power move I have never seen before. I found it online on some photo bucket service. I don’t know who the wrestlers are or what the move is called or if the move was intentional.

A feud had been growing over the last few weeks between the Big Show and the Great Khali. At Smackdown, the Great Khali performed a peace offering, Indian style. The Great Khali brought some Hindu priests and offered him several gifts in hopes of achieving peace between the two giants. The Great Khali peace offering included dirty looking water from the Ganges river in India, Indian scotch, a chicken, and a goat. The Big Show was completely moved at this offering of peace, so much so that he shock hands with the Great Khali, giving him the perfect opportunity to knock him out cold! Now that is what I am talking about, peace American style.

TMZ has reported the WWE has contacted Presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton and invited them to battle on RAW. Of course there is no comment from either of their representatives. If only we have a No Way Out style cage match to determine the presentational candidate, as far as I could tell it is as good as any method to elect a president! I vote Cena for President!