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Hillary Clinton went head to head with Barack Obama, but not in the polls but in the wrestling ring on Monday Night Raw. Hillary Clinton came out to the ring accompanied by her husband, President Clinton. The Clintons tag team duo came out to the Hulk Hogan theme song Real American. President Clinton was trying to help her election by flexing his stuff on the ring. Hillary made a quick address to her Hilla-manics.

Junior Senator Barack Obama came onto the right to the theme song of The Rock. Can you smell what Barack is cooking? After a few words, Hillary and Barack when head to head, toe to toe.

Hillary slammed, legged dropped, and took down Barack in the opening minutes. When Barack had the upper hand, President Clinton interfered to which he stated, “I did not have illegal contact with that candidate.”

As the fight continued, the Samoan Bulldozer Omaga came out to the ring and drilled the Samoan Spike onto Obama, scared President Clinton out of the ring, and dropped Hillary unconscious.

WWE is set to launch a new wrestling magazine aimed for kids. The inaugural issue of WWE Kids magazine will feature a stylized cartoon image of Rey Mysterio. The magazine is set to be released bi-monthly and will have a retail price of $3.95. The target demographic for WWE Kids are children between the ages 6 to 14.

Here is a wrestling power move I have never seen before. I found it online on some photo bucket service. I don’t know who the wrestlers are or what the move is called or if the move was intentional.

A feud had been growing over the last few weeks between the Big Show and the Great Khali. At Smackdown, the Great Khali performed a peace offering, Indian style. The Great Khali brought some Hindu priests and offered him several gifts in hopes of achieving peace between the two giants. The Great Khali peace offering included dirty looking water from the Ganges river in India, Indian scotch, a chicken, and a goat. The Big Show was completely moved at this offering of peace, so much so that he shock hands with the Great Khali, giving him the perfect opportunity to knock him out cold! Now that is what I am talking about, peace American style.

TMZ has reported the WWE has contacted Presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton and invited them to battle on RAW. Of course there is no comment from either of their representatives. If only we have a No Way Out style cage match to determine the presentational candidate, as far as I could tell it is as good as any method to elect a president! I vote Cena for President!