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Word has gotten around that William Regal was suspended May 20th for violating the WWE Wellness Policy, this is his second offense. He will be sitting out for 60 days. As of June 9th, Jimmy Yang Wang has been suspended for 30 days for violating the WWE Wellness Policy, this is his first offense.

We hope to welcome them both back soon. Jeff Hardy mentioned when he returned that he “paid for his mistake.” Unfortunately so many bad things happened in Jeff’s life besides the suspension (his house being burned to the ground).

Here are the top 5 entrance themes of current wrestlers.

• Edge
• John Cena
• Shawn Michaels
• The Undertaker
• Randy Orton
• JBL

Jeff Hardy made his return to Monday Night RAW after being suspended for 60 days for a drug policy suspension. Jeff Hardy made a few comments to the crowd regarding his ‘mistake’ and then battled Umaga, whom he defeated in no time.

John Cena came out to say a few words to William Regal, in particularly because of Regal’s recent bad management such as turning off the lights a few weeks ago on a title match. William Regal stated that he still had the full support of Vince McMahon to which John Cena replied that Vince McMahon doesn’t have any judgment and that “he’s got a bunch of sexual pastimes you can’t even find on the internet.”
Vince McMahon does have a disgusting and exhibitionist fetish to have his ass kissed by other wrestlers, including Hornswoggle whom McMahon thought was his own flesh and blood.

Hillary Clinton went head to head with Barack Obama, but not in the polls but in the wrestling ring on Monday Night Raw. Hillary Clinton came out to the ring accompanied by her husband, President Clinton. The Clintons tag team duo came out to the Hulk Hogan theme song Real American. President Clinton was trying to help her election by flexing his stuff on the ring. Hillary made a quick address to her Hilla-manics.

Junior Senator Barack Obama came onto the right to the theme song of The Rock. Can you smell what Barack is cooking? After a few words, Hillary and Barack when head to head, toe to toe.

Hillary slammed, legged dropped, and took down Barack in the opening minutes. When Barack had the upper hand, President Clinton interfered to which he stated, “I did not have illegal contact with that candidate.”

As the fight continued, the Samoan Bulldozer Omaga came out to the ring and drilled the Samoan Spike onto Obama, scared President Clinton out of the ring, and dropped Hillary unconscious.

TMZ has reported the WWE has contacted Presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton and invited them to battle on RAW. Of course there is no comment from either of their representatives. If only we have a No Way Out style cage match to determine the presentational candidate, as far as I could tell it is as good as any method to elect a president! I vote Cena for President!

“I’m not sad that I won’t be wrestling.” Ric went on to say, “I want to thank you for the memories, thank you for the support, and most of all thank you for making me who I am today. Woooooo.”

The Game came out and told Ric Flair that he had to come out and say Thank You. The Game brought of the Four Horsemen, Ric’s former bad boy crew. Batista also came out to salute the Nature Boy. Some of Ric’s old nemesis and friends also came out such as Ricky The Dragon Steamboat, Greg The Hammer Valentine, Harlie Race, Dean Malenko, John Cena, Y2J, and Sean Micheals. In a touching moment, the whole Raw staff, referees and wrestlers, and fans chanted ‘Thank You Ric’

Tonight on Raw Randy Orton came out to gloat about his big win last night at WrestleMania XXIV. In the middle of his self-love-fest, JBL came out to chew him out and challenge Orton for a chance at the title. JBL said, “you can’t beat me, you will never beat me.”

As JBL walked away, Orton yell back “I am the most successful champion this show has ever seen.” In the middle of his tirade, Matt Hardy came out and started pounding on Randy Orton.

We reported earlier that Vince McMahon was honored with a star in the Hollywood Star of Fame. On Raw, Vince McMahon was gloating about his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Apparently, Mr. McMahon’s star is right next to Kermit the Frog. The Chairman was so happy with his new accomplishment that he wanted to top the night by ending Ric Flair’s career in a street fight, meaning anything goes.

McMahon had the upper hand, and garbage can, and sticks, and wooden tables as he beat the Nature Boy down. Blood was flowing from Ric Flair’s forehead as he was consistently hit over the head so much that he must have seen stars himself. In the end, McMahon gamble with a wrong move and he ended up losing the match so his career is safe, at least until WrestleMania.

At the start of Monday Night Raw, Chris Jericho was interviewing the Big Show regarding his WrestleMania battle against Floyd Money Mayweather. The Big Show is soo full of himself that he challenged Jericho for a title match for later that evening.

Chris Jericho and the Big Show battled it out for the Intercontinental Championship. Big Show dominated the match and Jericho knew he couldn’t win against the world’s largest athlete and disqualified himself. It was a bitter-sweet, but mostly bitter, victory for the Big Show.