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Word has gotten around that William Regal was suspended May 20th for violating the WWE Wellness Policy, this is his second offense. He will be sitting out for 60 days. As of June 9th, Jimmy Yang Wang has been suspended for 30 days for violating the WWE Wellness Policy, this is his first offense.

We hope to welcome them both back soon. Jeff Hardy mentioned when he returned that he “paid for his mistake.” Unfortunately so many bad things happened in Jeff’s life besides the suspension (his house being burned to the ground).

Here are the top 5 entrance themes of current wrestlers.

• Edge
• John Cena
• Shawn Michaels
• The Undertaker
• Randy Orton
• JBL

A feud had been growing over the last few weeks between the Big Show and the Great Khali. At Smackdown, the Great Khali performed a peace offering, Indian style. The Great Khali brought some Hindu priests and offered him several gifts in hopes of achieving peace between the two giants. The Great Khali peace offering included dirty looking water from the Ganges river in India, Indian scotch, a chicken, and a goat. The Big Show was completely moved at this offering of peace, so much so that he shock hands with the Great Khali, giving him the perfect opportunity to knock him out cold! Now that is what I am talking about, peace American style.

On the Smackdown before WrestleMania, Edge came out to eulogies the Undertaker. Edge came out to the ring in a cheap suit and read some quick remarks, “We are gather together this evening, not to honor a man but to celebrate the demise” of the Undertaker and his perfect 15-0 WrestleMania record. Edge went on to say, “At WrestleMania, I will bury the Undertaker and his winning streak.”

Vicky Guerrero and the Rated R Superstar’s minions were in attendance. Vicky was wearing all black and a veil, such as if she was in a wake. Vicky had a few things to say about Edge, “He is what men inspire to be, intelligent, strong, determined, tender, loving, and sexy.” Their public demonstration of their affection is disturbing, and at a wake. Edge, with his eyes flattering to Vicky’s flatery began to kiss her passionately. Edge was about to hit second base right there in center ring but all of a sudden the Undertaker’s theme music startled the couple. Edge and his crew attentively look toward the entrance giving the Undertaker the perfect opportunity to pop up from the casket! The Undertaker came out, Vicky ran for her life as did Edge, but Edge’s side kicks got the tombstone.

Will Edge run like a little girl at WresleMania? He has no were to run!a

Jack and Jerry Brisco are to be inducted into the WWE Wrestling Hall of Fame at WrestleMania. The Brisco brothers won twenty tag team championships.

At the start of Smackdown, Edge tried to talk some sense into Ric Flair about going head to head on a potentially career ending match against Sean Micheals at WrestleMania. Edge said, “I want to talk to Ric Flair, the loser.” Ric answered back and called Edge’s relations with Vickie Guerrero a “sham.” Edge had to calm Vickie’s Latin blood done after the Nature Boy’s rude statement. But there was no calming Vickie, the declared that next week Ric Flair will meet Edge and his minions on a 3 on 1 steel cage handicap match.

Umaga of Raw will face face Batista of Smackdown at WrestleMania. Who will dominate at WresleMania? Can’t wait and see.

Last night on Smackdown, The Miz and Jim Morrison made fun of Festus’ condition on their talk show prior to the match. The Miz and Jim Morrison were ready for the match, as soon as Festus heard the bell, he was ready for them. Immediately he knocked The Miz down to his feet, Festus dominated the entire time. The Miz nor Jim Morrison had a chance to regain their strength after the powerful Festus bolted them over time after time. After the match The Miz looked horrified of the monster Festus. He really did look like he wanted to eat his words.

Vicky Guerrero and Edge where seen making plans for after their honeymoon. Edge talked about moving out of the American Southwest, out of American, and move into “God’s country, Canada.” Vicky is so enthralled by her Canadian bacon hunk that she agree, she said, “I love Canada, I love Canadians.” What a disgusting show of public affection!