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On the Smackdown before WrestleMania, Edge came out to eulogies the Undertaker. Edge came out to the ring in a cheap suit and read some quick remarks, “We are gather together this evening, not to honor a man but to celebrate the demise” of the Undertaker and his perfect 15-0 WrestleMania record. Edge went on to say, “At WrestleMania, I will bury the Undertaker and his winning streak.”

Vicky Guerrero and the Rated R Superstar’s minions were in attendance. Vicky was wearing all black and a veil, such as if she was in a wake. Vicky had a few things to say about Edge, “He is what men inspire to be, intelligent, strong, determined, tender, loving, and sexy.” Their public demonstration of their affection is disturbing, and at a wake. Edge, with his eyes flattering to Vicky’s flatery began to kiss her passionately. Edge was about to hit second base right there in center ring but all of a sudden the Undertaker’s theme music startled the couple. Edge and his crew attentively look toward the entrance giving the Undertaker the perfect opportunity to pop up from the casket! The Undertaker came out, Vicky ran for her life as did Edge, but Edge’s side kicks got the tombstone.

Will Edge run like a little girl at WresleMania? He has no were to run!a